For some reason this didn’t publish properly, so I shall be posting it now, to your wholesome regret:
(17/10/09)

JEEZ THIS IS LONG. KAY. BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED IS A TON OF WEIRD STUFF. AND NOW

I 'M IN A RIVALRY WITH SIGN GUY OVER COMMERCIAL WEAR, POSSIBLY ON THE HIT LIST OF A VERY POSH LOOKING- BUT ALSO GOOD LOOKING FOREIGN LAWYER (so atleast I'll be happy when he stabs me.) AND THE OWNER OF GUIDE DOGS OWES ME COLLECTION MONEY... YEAH...

Got back from Guide Dog collecting. St Albans is weird. Lol. But it’s cool too, I spose.

Sign guy didn’t donate anything (DAMN HIM) But he kept grinning at me while he walked in his endless, little circles of the town. He has quite a weird expression when he does that, he looks very smug. Along with his ear phones plugged in constantly it looks quite funny. It was a bit hard not to notice, he went past like 6 times... I think he was just jealous of my fluorescent vest. Not many people have a fluorescent vest, I can tell you that. All he has is two bits of cardboard slung round his neck. I so totally smash that with my vest, muahahaa...

And thus, the Sign guy - Di rivalry has begun.

TALLY

Di - 1

Sign guy - 0! HAHA. In you face, smug-sign-guy!

I didn’t have any stickers this time, I was quite disappointed. But no one else who works for Guide Dogs likes the stickers. (Smelly people). I think it’s because they’re easy to drop, and once they’re gone you’ll never get them back. You can only hide them with your shoes and a very-careful-positioning of your dog's ass. But I like them, and I find it funny when people go past and point at their stickers, like it’s some kind of ID and I’m a weird doggy bouncer or something. And if I don't see them I'll tackle them to the floor and force them to get their wallet out.

The trick to the stickers is having them ready before you need them. (I’m not one to be organised but I think I’m quite good at this. LOL for once... I have a purpose omg!)

People with their kids keep calling me ‘lady’ when they make them put the money in the pot. It makes you feel important LOL.

There were all these nice ladies giving Vinnie treats, I swear he got the equivalent of his breakfast. Not that he was complaining, Vinnie was working it. Giving the paw and everything, Vinnie the ladies dog. LOL

I feel sorry for this foreign guy (he was quite fit actually... wow I said fit, I always despised that expression...) Anyways, he was looking for a bank I didn’t even know was in St Albans, so I said I didn’t know and told him to go in the direction of the other banks (left, since I was outside Waterstones.) And about half an hour later he went past me the other way, making that weird 'Thanks for trying anyway' kinda face and gesture. I found it funny and felt guilty at the same time. Twas' a confusing time.

He looked quite official though, he had one of those weird tucked-in scarf things and a black coat. He looked like a lawyer or something, >.>;;; I hope he wasn’t...

Also there was this really weird guy. He came up to me and asked me whether the person in charge of Guide Dogs had paid his debt yet. So I just stood there a little bewildered and he went on to talk about this weird thing about him having a three million pound debt because he took it out for a house or something like that, and that it’s all his fault the economy is going all crappy and stuff. I told him honestly that I had no idea what he was talking about but that I apologize on his behalf. And then that sent him off on another lecture about me being dragged into a corporate scheme and whatnot. So I did what all people do when they are pretending to listen; I nodded and agreed. I felt like one of those people you get on the end of complaint phone-calls...

But the strangest thing about this guy (he looked like father Christmas O__o) was that he was saying it all with a grin on his face and all cheery and stuff. Then he finally ended with "AND THAT is why I can’t give you money... I’ll stroke your dog though.” It was just like, oh okay O__o;;

It's like he was hiding round the corner, saw all of us collecting and thought up this elaborate speech about debt, and houses and economy that the common teenager wouldn't give a crap about, just so he wouldn't have to say. "No change, sorry."

I mean he was a perfectly nice chap, I would of let him stroke the dog and walk off if he'd just said that. Gosh. Oh well, it amused me.

AND THEN I got my comicbook and all was well in the world (:
Woo~ Weird day...

My collection pot thingy was heavy. It hurt my hand at the end of the day. It shows how much change people carry round with them.

I am so big headed saying this, but I am STILL, THE UNQUESTIONABLE LEADER OF THE COLLECTING TABLE, MUAHAHAA

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I'm in a very challenging mood today~

OMG there were these very angry looking army people going round as well (well their sergeant looked angry anyway). They were going round with this bucket shouting reasons out about why you should give them money, while the cadets just sleepily followed after him, pretending to look angry whenever he looked back at them for support. The lady on my table said what they were doing was illigal when I got back to give in my vest and stuff. They were looking at us like we should give them money. Even though we had this massive poster saying 'GIVE TO GUIDE DOGS'. It was like charity wars... I wonder if Santa claus guy gave them anything...

I'VE FOUND THEMMMMMMMMMM
Woo!
Happiness~

NEW HEADER YAY
Edit:
I changed it again. I couldn't stand it. Blegh.

SUPERHERO BANANZAAAAA

Woo
Yes, lately I have done alot of Superhero art, and I decided to do a post on it. Cos I am so kewl like.

Anyways, lets begin!

I'm gonna go backwards, just for the hell of it. How snazzy~

And Fran, just so you don't have to go through all my crap twice:

Thank you! And I use Photoshop Elements. It's made for photos but it's the only photoshop I have~

I was actually quite amazed someone hadn't done this already.

I mean, can you see where I'm coming from?! That's the 80's for you I guess.
But jeez.

I don't like the name Dick either, but when you say Richard it's weird. Like you're nagging or something lols. Everyone should just address him like an army cadet, cos that's what I do. And everyone should copy me cos I am amazing (not). But it works.

"GRAYSON, GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME 20!!"
His name was actually good for this picture though. But now it seems as if it's a big ball of mocking-ness. Just because of his name. LOL. Plus I keep thinking of Lady GaGa...

I just feel sorry for him cos he went from traffic-light speedo kid to disco man before finally getting a good costume. And now he's the Batman! After all that~

Thank goodness they atleast gave him tights for the TV Series...


LESLIE!
Does he qualify? Look at his sad, little face.
Anyways, he's meant to become one, and it's my blog so he qualifies. Lols.
Does he look sad to you? I wanted him to look sad. Like super sad but not sad sad... erm.
Whatever, does he look like he was abandoned?
Cos that's what I wanted...
I need to do more work with this OC. I might do a comic preview with him, once I get the layout and script sorted out. Then it's just a matter of time till you get sick of him. MUAHAHAA
And yes, I called him Leslie just to give him more grief. (I'm mean). It's meant to hav been his Grandad's name, which explains that...





DUNN DA-DUN DUN! DUNA DUNNN~

It's Super Man! Only younger. By the way, I was on google the other day, searching Superman cos I came across his theme for some reason. And I found the grossest picture ever. Well it's not that bad but I hate it.

I'm not even gonna dignify (undignify) it by posting it here. You can have a link instead-

http://www.flixens.com/files/hill_superman3.jpg
EWEWEWEW
HE'S ALL SWEATY
IT'S GROSS
UGH
GETTITAWAY
I need to work on backgrounds. Seriously. Apart from that, and his screwy eye, it's okay I guess...
Looky! It's Robin!

Seriously though, I draw this guy way too much, and I'm sure people are getting sick of it. But his hair is fun to draw. And so is his mask, the mask is badass.

He's one of those characters which you can't stop drawing till you get it EXACTLY right.
I'm quite happy with this picture. Dunno why, I'm just happy with all of it. I sound so bigheaded right now
hahaha

AND FINALLY
This:

[SPOILERS FOR ALL STAR: BATMAN & ROBIN -Boy Wonder. Ye' been warned. Slightly.]
But this isn't really my art. It's a scan of the comicbook I bought on Saturday last week. I really liked the panel so I decided to make a sig for a forum out of it.
Go me~ woo

This page is at the beginning when he's doing his acrobatic performance at the cricus with his parents, just before they die. Which is really sad, and then it's odd cos Bruce steals him from a cop car (cos Gotham cops are bastards. Like litterally.)

And then he just dumps him in The Batcave. And Alfred goes all soft and bring him silk pajamas and a cheeseburger secretly (I couldn't stop laughing at that bit. Seriously. The pajamas had pom-pom buttons xDD) And then Bruce and Alfred argued like a married couple. Then Grayson killed a rat with this gynormous axe cos he got sick of it hissing at him. Then he slit this guys face open and beat him up (but he has a right too, cos he shot his parents). And then he almost killed The Green Lantern. But he didn't like all that, cos before he wouldn't even squish bugs.

And THEN Bruce FINALLY takes him to his parents grave and then everythings all better. Kinda odd, but cool too. The main bit that's strange is his parents are shot in this version, when in most a villain (often The Joker) slashes a rope and they fall to their doom during their performance.

Plus there was really random making out. It was actually quite funny. One minute Wonder Woman and Superman are arguing about how Batman is killing their image but can't die, and Wonder Woman's going on about putting heads on spikes and stuff, and then they're snogging all over the place!
And Bruce makes out with a fangirl, well, actually she starts it, and she's a fanatic more than a fan-girl, she wants to be like him and live his lifestyle. It's still strange though.

Also, maybe it's just Batman's fault Grayson's sense of style is so weird. Because he asks him to make a costume, and he does, based on Robin Hood! Except he's called The Hood and uses a bow n arrow, and the costume is actually really awesome. I wanna draw it. And then Batman gave him a thumbs down, pulled his hood down over his face and made it himself.
So yes, it's all Bruce's fault. BLAME BRUCE.
Lolsies.

Did anyone know that the Green Latern can't do anything to something wth his ring, if it's yellow? I think I used to but I forgot. It was really weird cos I turned the page and everything was BAMYELLOW. I was like WTF. They painted a whole un-rented flat yellow. And then themselves. And then Bruce drank goddamn lemonade just so he wouldn't beat them up. And he STILL got punched in the face quite a few times. I found that so funny. And then Robin almost killed him. Silly, angsty Robin

That's another thing I found funny in this book. The amount of times they say 'Goddamn' in it. I'm really tempted to just go through the book and count how many times they say it. There's a page where him and Dorothy (I think that's the fangirl persons name...) say it like 12 million times.

Anyways. The art in it is really good, like awesomely. Very inspiring to read and such. Well for me anyway. I wish I could draw like that, I wish I could have a job like that! If I could achieve something like that I would be happy for the rest of my life! Seriously.


I've scanned some pages and might put up my faves later this week if I get round to it. Which will probs be alot because I like EVERY page. But I promise to be merciful.

I'm sad. I can't find any of my other comic books. SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THEM >___> Including the really old one my Dad gave me, the one when Jason Todd Robin is killed by The Joker and a stupid crowbar >__>. I am sad. TT_TT


OMG WHY DO I GO ON SO MUCH?!
I'm sorry. I get excited about these things.
As my 3D teacher says; it's all very sexy.



Changed my layout. I was bored of all my stuff sitting around in the dark.
And I actually found the place where you can change your header. After like half a year, I'm so lazy. So might do that sometime...

I actually got round to doing something I said I was going to do! OMG
That doesn't usually happen...
Robin colouring vid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lojsgqtoZTc&feature=channel
Beast Boy drawing + colouring vid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6EtoS_b3w&feature=channel

Soz for the weird music. This is actually the kind of stuff I listen to while drawing. LOL I'm so sad...

Pardoné ma frenché
My head fucking hurts. Stupid dark. Stupid closet. RARG
I thought I was infront of the door, but I was infront of the wardrobe. And then I walked forward, freaking SLAMMED my head into the flipping closet, then,
BLAM
FUCKSHITJESUSCHRIST
WHITEFLASH
PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Now I can't sleep. Meh. I am sadz.
There's a big bump on my head and it's all because of a retarded set up of lights.
DAMN YOU PHYSICS! I'VE LEFT YOUR CLASS WHAT DO ELSE DO YOU WANT?! LEAVE ME ALONEEEE
RARG.

RANDOMMMM.

Guide Dog collecting tomorrowwww, in St Albans. Not done St Albans before, should be interesting. Maybe I'll get random sign guy to donate a little.

OMG THAT REMINDS ME
Okay, so my friend Alex, ever since he's been in Yr 8 or something his hair WOULD NOT stop growing. Seriously all it would do was grow and grow and grow. Now I dunno about you, but I always thought after a while of growing at a fast pace, the hair would slow down a little after a while. But noooo

Anyway, He's in Sixth form now, and the other day I saw him with his poofy hair (it was seriously getting towards afro level, I mean geez.)
And yesterday, IT WAS ALL GONE I was like,
Hey who's that guy talking to Nick? HOLY CRAP WHERE HIS HAIR GONE?!

Even my Dad was suprised. It was just weird. It's all short again now. You watch, I bet it's gonna start going all big again within like a month. It'll start eating people and singing musicals like that plant out of 'Little Shop of Horrors'

Markyate will have it's own horror story to go with the 'Wicked Lady' thing. I bet you've been taught that sometime, that story gives me the creeps. Considering I reside in the location it's meant to be set in, her cell rather. I mean why the hell would you teach primary school children about a evil lady who used to live in a cell down the road from your house?!

Anyway. I just find it funny that he went from looking like a lopsided tree to having hair shorter than my dog's. Hehehee.

I have no idea why I'm awake. Ugh.

Anyway. Has anyone heard of Cory Walker? He's a comic artist for Marvel (mainly), his sketches are awesome. Anywho, from 2007-2008, he did this thing when he did a blog, doing a sketch every day for a year. It's pretty cool, and I'm only on Febuary lols.
It seems to be the Batman month for him (WOO) http://corenthal.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html
Anyway, it's quite a cool idea, I just wanted to post it so I wouldn't forget it, it looks fun hehee.

SECOND THING

Okay, and this one is just, amazingly cool
Okay, so on youtube, this guy makes music videos for his songs right, out of disney movie clips. The videos themselves are really well constructed, they move to the beat really well.
That's no that shocking though is it? How many disney videos do you see around Youtube? Thousands probably. But his are still very much above average...

No. This is the awesomely cool thing about his stuff: He makes his videos from a different disney movie each time, right? (it's not always disney though, there's a harry potter one too, which I'm listening to right now, hehehee)
The reason he does this is, is he makes his own songs, but he's actually made them out of different sounds from the original movie. It's amazingly cool, like insane.
His Youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/Fagottron (I should so do Ads...)
SO cool, I just came across the Alice one the other day, and when I read the description, I was like 'Whutttttt, seriously?'
His username doesn't really do him justice though...
You'll see what I mean. Yes that's right you are clicking on that link. Now. Go! Or regret it...
Okay I'm done.

LOOK AT BOTH OF THOSE LINKS
They're both cool~

HAHA
How weird, I updated exactly 8 hours and 10 minutes later!
That seems strange for some reason... hehee

Okay. So me and my sis were watching that Mulan sequel today for some reason
And you know that 'Lesson 1' song? Well they were singing it (obviously)
And there's this lyric where it goes:
"Cut quick, like my blade~
Think fast, unafraid~"

But instead of unafraid I thought they were going to sing "Like my spade"
So I was just cracking up to this stupid song getting weird stares from the strangest person on the planet.
But it was seriously funny.
I guess you had to be there.
All the songs in that movie are kind of retarded. I like the first Mulan but the sequel's kinda crappy...
Blegh, felt like saying that.

FINALLY, they've got rid of that cake picture on the blogspot header. It's been there for aaaages. I thought it was just a one off. Like a birthday, but obviously websites get birthmonths. But it still seems they took it down a little too soon,

HAPPY 54th BIRTHDAY LINWOOD BOOMER :DDDD
THE FATHER OF ''MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE''!!!!

*jumps off to watch the Dead Celebrities South Park ep*
Hehehee. I don't usually watch South Park, but this sounds like it'll be a good one~

"Why do people try so hard to fit in, when they're born to stand out?" - Oliver James

Ugh. I wish I had a keytar. They look so damn cool. Well to me anyway...
Or a stylophone, but they're quite cheap so they're more in reach. Keytars are slightly cooler though. Actually I dunno. Ugh I feel mean choosing.
Keytars are cooler. Obviously. But Stylophones are cute, hehee.
One day, oneeee day, I shall have one. Or both. That would be cool. Yesssss...
I'm sad. There's something wrong with the plugs in my room, and I plugged in my organ and it gave me an electric shock. And then I switched on a light and the bulbs went. Stupid electricity. Blegh.
I was tired a minute ago and now I'm awake. How annoying.
Day off tomorrow, yaaaaaaay
Also, made 2 new T-shirt designs today, woo!

Angry toaster I came up with while in Cornwall, and the pudding one, I... well, actually I think I was just hungry.
Enjoy!

@Fran: Don't try to understand. It'll only end in tears.

I'm sorry, I just wanted to say that.